Zombie Haiku

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Three Second Rule
Skull pops messily
His brains spill onto the floor –
The three second rule?

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Only Chewing
Now that I am dead
Is it cannibalism
If I only chew?


The Zombie Credo
No blockaded door
Nor shotgun will keep us from
Your brains, so tasty

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Optimism
That chainsaw of yours
Will run out of gas sometime
And then I’ll eat you

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Challenges
Missing my right arm
Makes it harder to hold on
Good thing I had two

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Togetherness
Just because I’m dead
We can still be together
Inside my stomach

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Love is Forever
They always said that
Love is forever – it’s true
I really love brains

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Food Court
How appropriate
Choosing to make your stand there
In the mall’s Food Court

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Sharing
Well fine – be that way
But if you get the liver
The brains are all mine

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Brain Man
Some relish kidneys
Others fancy breasts or legs –
Me, I’m a brain man


The Buffet
The sign boasted of
An all you can eat buffet –
False advertising


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