China’s Innovative Automatic Sperm Extractor Device

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Sanwe Medical Equipment Co., Ltd. [is] advertising the product with the awesome sales pitch, “We consistently hope to provide users more benefits, more convenience and more enjoyable healthy life with our superior quality products, thoughtful service and absolute faithfulness”.

[T]he automatic sperm extractor can be adjusted for height, frequency, amplitude, and temperature.

One can readily imagine the outburst of enthusiasm for, um, science that will emerge out of the distribution of this device.

Via Gamma Squad.

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I design video games for a living, write fiction, political theory and poetry for personal amusement, and train regularly in Western European 16th century swordwork. On frequent occasion I have been known to hunt for and explore abandoned graveyards, train tunnels and other interesting places wherever I may find them, but there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that I am preparing to set off a zombie apocalypse. Nothing that will stand up in court, at least. I use paranthesis with distressing frequency, have a deep passion for history, anthropology and sociological theory, and really, really, really hate mayonnaise. But I wash my hands after the writing. Promise.

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