A Pennsylvania man has been accused of stealing more than $350,000 worth of human skin.
Gary Dudek allegedly pinched the grafts from Mercy Philadelphia Hospital.
Bosses called in cops in January after spotting the flesh was missing during an audit.
It’s not clear what he allegedly did with the skin, or why he took such large quantities.
Obviously, he was building a flesh golem. Obviously. Or else he just found it tasty. Probably with fava beans.
Via New York Daily News.