Man Accused of Stealing $350,000 Worth of Human Skin


A Pennsylvania man has been accused of stealing more than $350,000 worth of human skin.
Gary Dudek allegedly pinched the grafts from Mercy Philadelphia Hospital.

Bosses called in cops in January after spotting the flesh was missing during an audit.

It’s not clear what he allegedly did with the skin, or why he took such large quantities.

Obviously, he was building a flesh golem. Obviously. Or else he just found it tasty. Probably with fava beans.

Via New York Daily News.

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I design video games for a living, write fiction, political theory and poetry for personal amusement, and train regularly in Western European 16th century swordwork. On frequent occasion I have been known to hunt for and explore abandoned graveyards, train tunnels and other interesting places wherever I may find them, but there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that I am preparing to set off a zombie apocalypse. Nothing that will stand up in court, at least. I use paranthesis with distressing frequency, have a deep passion for history, anthropology and sociological theory, and really, really, really hate mayonnaise. But I wash my hands after the writing. Promise.

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