Man Accused of Stealing Brains and Selling Them

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A 21-year-old Indianapolis man is accused of breaking into a local museum several times and stealing jars of human brain tissue, according to Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department reports.

According to a police report, the total value of glass jars containing the human tissue was valued at approximately $4,800. The suspect, David Charles, an Indianapolis resident, was allegedly selling the stolen goods online.

After receiving a tip from a California man who reportedly purchased the stolen goods, police launched a sting at a south side Dairy Queen on Dec. 16. According to the police report, some of the stolen property was recovered.

The real question, of course, is whether he was verifying that the individuals to whom he was selling these brains had proper documentation to prove that they were zombies.

Via Fox 59 News.

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About Heretic

I design video games for a living, write fiction, political theory and poetry for personal amusement, and train regularly in Western European 16th century swordwork. On frequent occasion I have been known to hunt for and explore abandoned graveyards, train tunnels and other interesting places wherever I may find them, but there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that I am preparing to set off a zombie apocalypse. Nothing that will stand up in court, at least. I use paranthesis with distressing frequency, have a deep passion for history, anthropology and sociological theory, and really, really, really hate mayonnaise. But I wash my hands after the writing. Promise.

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